Ready or not, the Tour de Fat will be meandering, pandering, and Ned Flandering through 10 U.S. cities this year, spreading the good word about the radness of the mighty bicycle and a simple, honest way of living. Along with our exceptional ability to roust a city's inner-cyclist, in 2014 we hope to have one heck of a time (Yeah!). Boy, do we have our work cut out for us...? May the revival roll forth in the name of the bicycle, and may you ride true to The Ten Commandments of the Tour de Fat, now and always times infinity.